DIOGENES.CYRANIX.NET

System Node: Dallas, TX (us-dal-diogenes)
Thomas

Thomas O. Robinson

Sysadmin // Scientist // Gamer // Lunatic

Current_Age: 43_YRS
Sex: YES
Location: Colorado_Springs
Why is everyone trying to conform together against conformity?
--Thomas Robinson
ETHICS_MOD_v1.0

Be_The_Change

"I choose to be the change I want to see in the world."

I drive in the right-hand lane and only use the left for passing. Despite the campers, I'll stay right and set the standard.
Last_Applied: 2026.05.30

Personnel_File REF: CYRANIX_01

[0x01] Background

I am a Slackware purist. I'm the Linux user that other Linux users call weird. In an era of containerization and abstraction, I still prefer to compile from source and live within the shell. I've held the title of System Administrator since 1995, and since then, I have operated at every layer of the stack—from physical datacenter architecture to corporate infrastructure design.

Educationally, I'm rooted in Biochemistry and classically trained on the trumpet and piano (Rocky Ridge Music Center alumni). These days, that translates to being a self-taught DJ and a technical tinkerer.

Currently, I function as a creature of the night within the hospitality industry. While the world sleeps, I maintain the digital and operational pulse of the environment, leveraging decades of troubleshooting intuition to keep systems running in the quiet hours.

[0x02] Career_Trace (Archived)

2009 — 2016 // High-Availability Infrastructure

NOC Operator & Senior Systems Administrator

Directed datacenter operations including server design, network hardening, and hardware maintenance. Engineered custom PXE deployment solutions and integrated CRM enhancements to optimize global ticket response times.

2005 — 2007 // Enterprise Solutions

Document Imaging & Network Consultant

Consulted on high-security infrastructure for clients including the United States Air Force Academy and regional medical boards. Designed redundant database clusters and document management platforms.

2001 — 2002 // Initial Deployment

Network & Communications Architect

Established first-generation web presences and communications platforms for Denver-based startups, acting as a general IT consultant for executive boards.

[0x03] Hobbies & Interests

Analog

Fishing (drowning worms), Botany, Hydroculture, Mycologist (the non-eating kind), and Vermiculture. And Beer, can't forget the Beer...

Digital

PlayStation 24/7. It's the most reliable way to find me in the digital void. I code in every language known to Unix-kind... And some that aren't.

Gastronomical_Interests

"I am far more at home in a laboratory with a Bunsen burner than at a kitchen stove. My approach to cuisine is experimental, pushing the boundaries of what one can—or should—do with flavor profiles."

Whether it's the molecular complexity of Clarified Milk Punch or the reliability of a Guinness-soaked Corned Beef Brisket, I treat taste and smell as primary inputs for high-fidelity sensory enjoyment. I am a student of regional chemistry, chasing specific specialties across the map.

[CO/NM] Green Chile
[PHI] Cheesesteak
[SMC] Tri-Tip
[WIS] Cheese Curds
[CAN] Poutine
[BNA] Hot Chicken
[NOLA] Sazerac & Cajun
[BOS] Lobstah & Chowdah
[IE] Poitín (Hazardous)

Molecular_Interests

"I have a problem... Nature gave me an endocannabinoid system, but my body can't produce enough cannabinoids on its own to satisfy it..."

NOTE: I grow mushrooms, but I do not eat them. If you serve me mushrooms, I will ask you to throw them away. Yuck.

[0x04] Cosmopolitan_Travel

A dual-citizen (Irish/American) world traveler with a deep-seated love for the Great American Road Trip. I prefer the steel of Amtrak or the open highway over airports—airports are full of... people.

Global_Nodes::Visited
USAIrelandMexicoCanadaEnglandGermanyFrance
Network_Backbone::Interstate_Grid
Trunk_N-S (Odd): I-5 / I-15 / I-25 / I-35 / I-55 / I-65 / I-75 / I-85 / I-95 [ONLINE]
Trunk_E-W (Even): I-10 / I-40 / I-70 / I-80 / I-90 / I-94 / I-76 [ONLINE]
Auxiliary_Nodes: I-225 / I-295 / I-485 / I-840 / I-785 [ONLINE]
Unrouted_Major: I-20 (Deep_South) / I-84 (PNW) / I-87 (NY_Thruway) / I-91 (New_England) [OFFLINE]
Network_Backbone::Named_Corridors
Pacific Coast Highway (PCH) [ONLINE]
Blue Ridge Parkway // Trail Ridge Road [ONLINE]
Cross Bronx Expressway // Garden State Pkwy [ONLINE]
US-421 (The Carolina Diagonal) // US-13 (CBBT) [ONLINE]
Historic Route 66 // Wisconsin Cheese Trail [ONLINE]
Continental_States::Checklist
CO, NM, AZ, UT, NV, CA, KS, MO, TX, WV, SD, NC, SC, FL, GA, LA, MS, AR, TN, KY, OH, IL, PA, NJ, NE, MN, MA, ME, WI, CT, RI, VA, AL, DE, IN, MD, NY, OK, WY | PENDING: AK, HI, IA, ID, MI, MT, ND, NH, OR, VT, WA
Coverage: 39 / 50 States + DC Signal Strength: Stable