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Okay, probably not coming soon. Who knows when I'll get to this. It took me something like 10 years to decide to throw out that old WordPress site and put something else in its place. In fact, nobody ever visits my site, except for JD3o3 and probably Spock reading this now, because I anticipate him asking about my server which is why I'm putting this placeholder here.

So, whomever you are, if you really need to talk to me about something, the best way to get me a message from here is probably to just drop me an email. I put a special filter on the address webemail@cyranix.net to ensure I'll eventually get around to reading your email, and I promise I won't just go ahead and trash it in the spam bucket. Probably.

Big things planned here eventually. For real. Time travel, multi-dimensional remote viewing, quantum teleportation, and more. We've got proof of the Riemann Hypothesis, and that's just day one. By day two, I'll have an entire symposium on the gullibility of the average internet user. Day 3 will be a big surprise!

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